Featuring: Seulkaihun[Sehun, Seulgi and Jongin]
Concept: Youtuber!Au [Completed] "Is the camera on?" "I think it just started." "How many viewers are there?" "It says 106." "Seulgi are you sure you're popular?" "I never said I was! But mind you that we're here because I finally reached 500 026 subscribers!" Seulgi squealed. "It's normal it's low, we just started." "Don't tease her, her fans are going to chop your head off." "What fans? Where are they so I can see them?" "My bear cubs always have my back," Seulgi said with a smile before making a heart with her fingers. "Gross." "Shut up Sehun." "Oh someone said 'Hi'!" Jongin exclaimed after going over the chat room. "Shall we start?" Seulgi asked the two men sitting beside her. They both nodded. "Welcome back to WithSeulgiwith your favorite Gom, Seulgi!" "Have you ever considered changing this ridiculous name? I mean that's not original at all," Sehun commented while fiddling with his phone. "Go for Seulgom." "Please do not cut my introduction Sehun, this is live." "We don't know a WithSeulgianymore: I'm your new favorite bear Kim Jongin! We're the bear squad and this thing on the other side is Oh Sehun." "Where's the respect Jongin?" Sehun scoffed. "After taking in consideration Sehun's remark, we should change our channel to 2BearTheBears," Jongin added. "To bear as in bearing with someone? How is that flattering Jongin you're so dumb." "First of all this is MY channel and you both are guests!" Seulgi tried to talk over the two men's bickering before letting out a long sigh and face palming herself. "I already spoiled the surprise." "Where's the cute background music you always put when you do makeup? You don't wan't to pass some Kpop boyband's overused and mainstream song?" "Like I said Jongin, this is live, I can't add music." "Any music will do, though," Jongin said, obviously not listening to the small girl's comment. "Do you have girl groups songs?" "Listen Jongin—" "Hashtag stan Loona," Sehun blurted out of nowhere. "Sorry, I just received a notification from Suho. I think he's watching from home." "Are you two even taking this seriously? It's only been 2 minutes and I feel like I'm gonna die," Seulgi whined. Chat: (the comments starting with a * are in english) wao*** UNNIE! WHO ARE THEY?!! jjinrit*** F*ck the one on the left is totally my type. op*** Do they have their own channels? I would totally subscribe. kookie*** Are you finally doing the boyfriend tag unnie? eureurong*** I recognize his voice! Wasn't this the guy who kept whining for ramen in your previous outfits of the week video? He's your boyfriend right?! seulgisus*** *Say hi to Turkey! onni*** JONGIN IS THE GUY ON YOUR INSTAGRAM! merong*** Do you live together?! I feel like I heard Jongin talk before. yuj*** Seulgi-ah could you make another how to rock choppy bangs tutorial? This unnieis hopeless without you! ㅠㅠㅠ dulgom*** Yah all of you losers can't see she's dating Sehun? He called her Seulgom. Jongin is dating me. ewoo*** Who's that b*tch who asked for choppy bangs again when we finally got rid of them? The forehead is winning. How thoughtless. kkrong*** Seulgi unniewhy are you doing this do me? You said you would love me until the end of time! Come back to me!!! ㅠㅠㅠ yehet0412 Just passing by KEKEKEKEKE "Sehun could you read some comments while I explain the give away, please?" Seulgi asked as the latter nodded. "So today the three of us will be making rings to send to the bear cubs squad to celebrate the 500K!" Seulgi exclaimed. "Since it's liveart decoration, you can tell us what you think before we send them away. The first and only qualification to participate is to be part of the gom family!" "I trust unnie's style no matter what, she's the best!" Jongin read with too much fake enthusiasm for Seulgi's taste. "Stop stealing my job," Sehun spat before going back to the chat. "I don't know who that other guy is but Sehun is totally my type," he read with a grin. "That's some selective reading you got there," Jongin snorted. "You just skipped like 3 comments who said that I was the most handsome." "Can you guys not be at each other's throat right in front of my bear cubs, please?" "Seulgi-ah please I beg of you to get rid of that white chair, I can't stand it." Sehun chuckled at the comment. "What's wrong with my chair?" Seulgi frowned. "They can't standyour chair, do you get it?" Jongin laughed on his own. "They should take a seat then." "Oh please, you're already lame without those jokes." "Jongin and Seulgi are dating yay!" Jongin read to dismiss Sehun's comment. " 'I think I saw them in my neighborhood eating ice cream. I told you they were dating!' Yah Seulgi they said they saw us at Baskin Robins." "You went to get ice cream without me?" Sehun asked faking his best hurt expression. "Gosh that was so long ago, can we please focus? We have to finish these rings before the end of the broadcast!" Seulgi grunted while trying to fix a gem on her ring. Then, they all started to assemble some elements on metal rings, choosing among pearls, stickers or small gemstones that Seulgi had prepared for them after going to the craft store. The newly found peace was broken when Jongin started to laugh loudly. "Someone said that Seulgi is gonna beat our ass up for not listening! Sehun did you hear that? Who's going to tell them that she can't even fight back against a defenseless sheep?" Chat: Unnir*** Seulgi is the most handsome I can't even see those guys. I only have eyes for my unnie. Yep*** What sheep? Seulgi noonadidn't tell us this story! Film a vlog! 10balloons*** Unnie! Do another Twice's Nayeon makeup tutorial you two are so pretty! Love you! san*** Come visit Japan again! seulchan*** Jongin totally looks like "If you're handsome you're my oppa" material. OppaI'm your fan! yapyap*** Seulgi tell that Sehun guy that he can't start the ring with a sticker before he ruins it. Gosh hang in there! chocochip*** What is the perfume Sehun uses? He looks like he would smell good. 10cm*** You three are so cute! You should invite them more often. UnnieFighting! "Where did you meet?" Sehun read as Seulgi finished her first ring "I met Jongin in high school and Sehun in college." "They're asking how too," Jongin said as he ran over the chat. "She fell in love with me and confessed but I had to reject her because she wasn't my type, but because she looked funny I said that we could still be friends," Sehun said before being harshly nudged by Seulgi. "Don't lie." "We met in a supermarket and I helped her get her Pringles because she's too small to reach the higher rack. It was love at first sight." "He's lying again." "But at least this one is not too far fetched." "They were in the same literature class, it's not that deep," Jongin revealed while concentrating on his ring. "And I became Seulgi's friend after being her lab partner." "What do you major in?" Sehun read, totally giving up on making that ring. "I'm studying to become an engineer and Sehun is in commerce." "And I'm a visual arts major!" "Don't they know that by now? You had like 10 Q and A's videos." "Did you watch them?" Seulgi asked enthusiastically. She was always thankful when her fans watched her videos but she always felt a little bit more pride when the people important to her also watched them. "Yeah." "All of them?" "Yeah," Sehun shrugged. Seulgi rushed for a hug. "You're the best!" "By the way, she lied she didn't get her first kiss at 17 but 18," Jongin pretended to whisper to the camera. "We were17!" "Stop converting your age however you want simply because you have international fans." "That was really low Jongin." "Did you already say who got your first kiss?" Jongin inquired after facing the camera in a dramatic way that made Seulgi cringe. "That guy is her current boyfriend." "Can we please focus on the rings?!" she said as her cheeks started to burn out of embarrassment. Chat: lollipop*** So you dohave a boyfriend!! bae329*** Unniewho is it!! dontsleeponmonsta*** *Jongin's my man if you don't want him Seulgi. dora*** Like I said her boyfriend is SEHUN, y'all b*tches can't take a hint. uwu*** *AKSJDHJFHD It's real my solo since birth baby Seulgi is finally dating someone! Live a happy couple life. "Solo since birth baby Seulgi!" Sehun said before holding his sides that were starting to hurt from laughing too much. "Can you stop, Sehun?" "Guess you'll have to make a boyfriend tag video now," Jongin grinned. "Out of context but her boyfriend is reallyhandsome," Sehun commented. "What the fuck Sehun?" Jongin said. "Look they keep saying I'm her boyfriend." "Shut up." "But they are, can't you read?" Sehun said before pointing to the monitor. "You should date him if you aren't already noona." "Lmao that was one person." "Did you just say lmao out loud Jongin?" Seulgi asked before lifting her head up. "That's a Twitter thing you wouldn't understand." "But I'm on Twitter too? By the way, go follow me @WithSeulgomie if you want more frequent updates about my uneventful life,” Seulgi cheered. "Smooth self promo," Jongin whistled before poking Seulgi's cheek. "Sehun and Seulgi are made for each other," Sehun continued to read. "Drop it Sehun nobody ships Seulhun." "I do." "You are creating non-existent comments," Jongin said with an eye roll. "Seulgi should just marry Sehun so you all f*ckers can shut up," Sehun giggled. "That one is funny." "There are underage viewers!" Seulgi said before hitting Sehun's arm for swearing. "They keep saying kekekeke," Sehun let her know with the perfect facial expression for the comment. "I swear Sehun if that ring is not done by the time I finish my second—" Jongin hunched to put a quick kiss on Seulgi's cheek out of boredom. Chat: yoon*** IT'S JONGIN F*CKERS I KNEW IT. jeon*** KIM JONGIN ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋHe's mischievous ppalganmat*** Sehun is officially mine then. Unnir*** Unnie blink twice if you are in danger, I'll come get you! Seulgi sighed. "I should've known better than to invite you both at the same time." "See? Now it's back to me," Jongin smirked to Sehun. "Jongin hyung, be careful when Sehun is around, he's trying to steal your woman," he read. "My woman, did you hear? You're mywoman Seulgi," Jongin burst out laughing. "Yes I heard, you're next to me Jongin." "Literally nobody's talking about you Jongin, go home," Sehun spat. "No yougo home smartass." "THE RINGS!" Seulgi snapped. Chat: kim*** Oh! Seulgi's mad! yerm*** Seulgi-ah invite them again they're so funny! kokoro17*** ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ sun*** She's so cute when she's flustered jongda*** *UNNIE!!! SARANGHAE. eun*** First time seeing Seulgi mad! Oppawill buy you some banana milk okay? slugg** *English please. "I guess we'll have to turn off the live," Seulgi said before wrapping the three rings she made in three separate pastel boxes. "It was supposed to be one from each of us but there's so much you can expect from kids," she sighed. "Why stopping it now?" Sehun whined. "It's fun." "I have a new video to film now because of someone," Seulgi said before sending daggers with her eyes to Jongin. "That's right bear cubs, the boyfriend tag video will be up this Wednesday featuring the most handsome man Kim Jongin," the latter winked. "Can't you stop lying?! And I only upload on Friday, you're a fake fan," Seulgi groaned as she put the tiny boxes away. "I still think she's dating Sehun," Sehun read out loud. "Okay, enough with this," Seulgi quickly dismissed with an awkward laugh. "Thank you to everyone who watched! We'll be sending the rings to the first 3 people who answer this question. Sehun can you read it?" Sehun cleared his throat before picking up the piece of paper that was right in front of him. "Who is Kang Seulgi's boyfriend?" "Forget it I'll do it myself. Can't even do the bare minimum," Seulgi mumbled to herself as Jongin and Sehun started laughing and gave each other a high-five behind her back. "What is the name of Seulgi's dog?" "Oh the lovely Moo—" Jongin started just to annoy her again. "Okay! Bye! See you next time!" Seulgi quickly turned off the live after sending a virtual kiss to her fans. That was probably the most stressful 45 mins of her entire life. No more lives, she decided. At least not when dumb and dumber were sitting next to her. "Have you both lost your mind?" she said before hitting Jongin and Sehun both repeatedly. "That wasn't funny." "That was veryfunny," Sehun smiled. "Your fans were going crazy trying to guess which one of us it was." "By the way I win, Jongin." "We'll see back home after counting the comments," Jongin peacefully shrugged. "Then we'll have to wait until more people watch the video and comment," Sehun agreed. "Don't you guys have other things to do?!" Seulgi sighed with exasperation. "Not really," Jongin laughed as Sehun nodded. "Things are getting boring and it's fun to see who really looks like your boyfriend from someone else's point of view." "Why?! It's not like I am going to date someone else just because of comments," Seulgi reasonably ranted. She never fully understood what was going on in Jongin and Sehun's head and today was no exception. "Take a deep breath and calm down Seulgi," Sehun chuckled before wrapping his arm around her shoulders. "It was a joke." "Joke or not, I'll have to clarify everything before Friday now." "Clarify what exactly?" Jongin asked as he turned to face her. "That you wish you were dating me?" he laughed. "That's obviously not what she meant obnoxious prick," Sehun retorted. "If anything, I don't think anyone sane would want you." "Youof all people get to tell me that?" Jongin laughed harder. "I seriously don't understand why you two act like this whenever I'm around, it's not funny," Seulgi sighed at the two males. "Can't you act like what you truly are for once?" Sehun and Jongin both stopped to look at her with a raised eyebrow. "Like normal lovers." Note: it was an April Fools special :)
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